She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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