yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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