I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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