if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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