You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wannas sexs uuuuu
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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