the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
