No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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