Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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