Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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