Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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