stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize