Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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