butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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