thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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