You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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