Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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