just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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