how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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