Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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