So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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