don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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