You just made me feel so damn special
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
where am i from again
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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