awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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