Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize