your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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