is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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