i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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