When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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