she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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