I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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