Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
That's intense
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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