Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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