party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
3 2 1 whiskey
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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