they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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