What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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