last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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