READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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