I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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