I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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