do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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