Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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