dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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