i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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