So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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