i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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