if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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