I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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