It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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