Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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