i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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