well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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