Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Soap is not a condiment
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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