Where did you get a picture of my penis
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
two words...techno handjob
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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