biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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