Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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